Heaven’s Gate

I dreamed I died and went to Heaven. I got to the gate and there was no one there. I saw a keyboard and a monitor screen. The screen said PLEASE ENTER YOUR LOGIN AND PASSWORD.

I didn’t know either, but there was a link that said CLICK HERE IF YOU FORGOT YOUR PASSWORD. So I clicked and saw a message that said a new password had been sent to my email address. I tried to access my email but I kept getting a JAVASCRIPT ERROR. So I clicked on the link that said CONTACT US, and it brought me to the CUSTOMER SERVICE PAGE. The page had a form I could fill out—they would only respond via email.

Okay, bummer. But since I had no where to go so I decided to hang around. Finally someone came to the gate.

He was a friendly looking hippie dude. He smiled and said, “Hi, how you doin’? Sorry about the trouble—we just put in a new system and no one knows how to work it.”

“Oh,” I said. “I was starting to think I was in Hell.”

He laughed. “No, no, everything works great over there.”

“Uh, why is that?”

“Well, that’s where all the ‘technology people’ are.”

Right.

Now if you’ll excuse me, I have to go check my Facebook, Myspace, Twitter, etc.

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  By JC, June 8, 2009 @ 11:05 am

  That’s just TOO FUNNY! See you in hell…

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