INTERNET MARKETING

• Are you tired of the daily grind? Fed up with bosses and the morning commute?
• Are you frustrated by working long hours just to make ends meet?
• I was once like you. But now I make $100,000 a week—all from the comfort of my living room. And here’s the good news: You can do it, too.
• I’m going to tell you the secret to making millions. Because I want to help. Because I want to see you succeed.
• I’ve packed the keys to my success into one dynamite book—THE LAZY WAY TO MAKE TONS OF BIG, FAT CASH!
• Learn the secret to writing effective internet ads. It’s not what you think.
• Learn the FIVE WAYS to make people click on your links—and then come back to click again.
• Learn the ONE THING that most people don’t know about search engines. It’s the key to success—and if you don’t learn it you will probably fail.
• But I’m only going to make this information available for a limited time. So you MUST ACT NOW!

Oh, what the hell—I’m in a charitable mood, so here’s the info you crave: The secret to making easy money is to sell a lot of suckers the secret to making easy money. It’s a big scam, people. And it never fails.

Good luck.

2 Comments

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  By Olivia, October 20, 2009 @ 8:29 am

  Your posts never cease to make me smile. Thanks!

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  By joeythesquash, October 20, 2009 @ 8:49 am

  Thanks, Olivia. And thanks for adding me to your BLOG list.

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