Last Train To Stinkville
"GET ME OUT OF HERE!"
I keep deleting old blog posts. I’ve been told this is a bad thing to do but of course I’ve also been told not to mix beer and tequila and we all know how much fun that can be.
I spent the last four days in Manhattan. People say New York is expensive but I ate lunch for four days and spent a grand total of nine bucks. The secret is pizza—you can survive in New York for very little money if you eat pizza every day. Of course, you’ll also need to live inside a cardboard box to avoid spending a fortune renting an apartment the size of a freight elevator.
The exhaust fumes are horrendous. They don’t just creep into your nose—they forcibly enter your throat, reach into your lungs, and strangle each little alveoli one at a time. And they laugh about it.
People say New Jersey is ugly. But it’s only the part of New Jersey that’s close to New York. I’m glad to be back.
Tags: new york city, pollution
my exciting life | joeythesquash | 
September 14, 2009 7:15 am
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