SHOVELS
“We seem to be in a hole, people.”
“Yes, that’s true.”
“Well, I can see it’s true. So what are we going to do about it? Any ideas?”
“Maybe we should stop digging.”
“Ha! Don’t be a wise-ass. You know we can’t do that.”
“Why not?”
“Because it’s not the way we do things… Where are you going?”
“To get a few more shovels.”
“Good thinking.”
“Right after I finish my resume.”
“Okay… Uh, can you write one for me, too?”
“Sure thing.”