Anatomy Of A Horror Movie

“They’re coming! Run! Hide!”

“Where?”

“Down in the basement—it’s dark and scary and there’s no way out!”

“No! I have a better idea. Let’s go outside! I have a car that never starts!”

“Wait! Let’s try the old, abandoned mineshaft! That should be safe!”

“No! Let’s head for the creepy catacombs under the backyard!”

“Or maybe the crypt in the ancient burial ground!”

“Or the warehouse filled with guillotines!”

“Hey, how dumb are we? Do we deserve to live?”

“Of course not! Unless they need us for the sequel.”